The old world meets the new
But really, when you're coming back east, it's the other way around, isn't it?
 mom, dad, and the UFO in the center of Toronto
 Once upon a time, a bunch of aliens came down from outer space in a UFO and landed in the center of Toronto, right next to the City Hall. The residents of Toronto immediately built a new City Hall around the UFO on the condition that the aliens remain in control of Toronto politics. It explains a lot, don't you think?
 more UFO  cityscape  more cityscape
 Please don't abduct us!  Hey, I can see my house
from here!		 Which one is taller?
Does anyone care?
 non-purple haze  island airport  suspended!
 Once upon a time, you
used to be able to see
the horizon.		  This is NOT the
city's major airport!		  It's just like skydiving,
but inside.
the tower!   streetcar blooz  streetcar blooz 2
 We had to walk almost
2 miles to be able to fit
into the same shot as
the tower!		  Once upon a time, the
Shuffle Demons wrote a
song about the Spadina BUS.
  It's a streetcar now.
Right? Right.
 nice digs, man!  lakefront property!  like the country, almost
 How bout that? We've
only been in the city one
day, and we've already
got a nice house!		  All this and a great big
lake, too!		  Don't try anything funny,
kid, or I'll throw you in!
 view from the castle  aspire to something better  keepin' watch
 If you lived in a castle,
this is what downtown
Toronto might look like.		  This is what your castle
would look like if you called
it Casa Loma.		  Someone's gotta keep
an eye on the city.